I really like baby shoes. Not just like any random baby shoes, that would be weird, but like baby Air Forces Ones or like baby Jordans. I have 2 possible solutions to get baby shoes with out looking like a complete freak. First one, just adopt or have a bunch of babies so I have a reason to have said baby shoes. This goes back to an earlier post where I discussed adopting a black child to play basketball for me while I go to business school and become his agent. The only problem with this plan is the baby would soon out grow the baby Ones and/or baby J's. Which brings me to my 2nd option which is a bit extreme. I'm gonna take the Chinese foot-binding method where the Chinese would bind the feet of their daughters so the feet would not grow. It would pretty much break their bones so the feet would grow right but they would be able to wear smaller shoes. I guess Chinese dudes get their D's hard from women with baby feet, whatever. Anyways, if i do this to my feet, I could rock baby shoes all day. Baby shoes are also cheaper than mens shoes so this plan would also help out financially. I'd look so fresh with my baby J's. Fall back.

Deep Thoughts

Hussssstlin'

So I decided that a job is just too much work for me. Not really the job itself, Id be fine with working every day, its the process of finding a job that I really don't like. Its just way too much work for something that usually doesn't pay off in the end. So I've decided to start hustlin. I'm gonna slang cigarettes to kids that aren't old enough to buy them or just kids that are too poor buy a whole pack themselves. I don't smoke at all so its pure profit, really. Also, when I grow my beard back I guess I could buy booze for younger kids that can't get sold too, homeless people would probably be mad at me for taking their business away, but thats they're problem they don't hustle enough. Fall back niggas. Maybe I could start slangin weed too. Nothing big but just at parties where everyone is thirsty for it. Once again, I dont smoke so it would be pure profit. Also, I can rip everyone off cause I'll be the only one there slangin. Last but not least, I should get a bunch of T-Mobile Sidekicks. Black people love Sidekicks no matter what kind they are. The Sidekick, Sidekick 2, the Dwayne Wade Sidekick 3. No matter what kind, they will buy it. One time my friend sold a Sidekick that was broken and while explaining how it was broken to the black man the guy stopped her mid-sentence and exclaimed "...BUT ITS  A SIDEKICK!" Proof how much black people love Sidekicks no matter what condition they are in.

Lunch

Apple in a ziplock back. That is all.

Fat Kid Desks

People need to realize that Americas youth are just getting fatter and instead of trying to prevent it, we just have to accept it. Fast food is too delicious and are making huge strides like the addition of bacon to the Taco Bell menu. Kids aren't getting skinny any time soon. Therefore I believe schools should invest in a larger desk for students. Make a double wide seat, make it more comfortable so the kids can concentrate on the class instead of trying to get comfortable. This would also get more kids to come to class, a comfortable desk to chill in while high(which more than half of high schools usually are) would be much more safer for kids than postin up outside somewhere. CPS just spent $70,000 on espresso machines and estimated they spent $12,000 too much. That money could have been spent on double wide desks for all the fat kids.

-Christmas is coming up and I've grown to hate Christmas. There's nothing to do any more and I get really lame presents. Like I'll get socks and for some reason I'm really glad I got socks and I hate that. I don't want to accept just socks, I want like a Stretch Armstrong or something.

Christmas=Overrated.

-I'm watching Arthur right now and it got me thinking about the characters. Arthur was a total nerd, had no game whatsoever. DW is a total b. Muffy is a total bustdown. Francine is def butch. 

People with disabilities trying to do normal stuff that I find funny

-Deaf people trying to talk.

-Midgets walking up or down stairs.

-Asian people trying to be cool.

Another thing about asian people that gets me mad  are the ones that NEVER change. Im talking about kids i knew since kindergarten, didn't have any contact with them during high school and I creep them on Facebook now that their in college and they still look exactly the same, still do all the same stuff, they suck. I was peeping this pictures of a birthday party and I was like, Hey, they're in college now, living in the dorms, maybe they'll be acting like it. Drinking, shlongin, maybe a bag of meth. No, they were sitting on the floor eating cake like it was a big deal. I sit on my floor and smash a cake and case on a tri-weekly basis.

There are a few asian people I still like. Nick Liu is really, really cool. Ke was dope but I'm convinced he was like 30 years old, he just seemed like a creepy old asian man that you see in movies.

Ugggggghhhhhhhhh

So I really feel like writing something but I have no idea what. 

Well, its McRib Season. I really hate the McRib but I love McRib season. You see, ribs are my favorite food and I sort of look at the McRib as a insult, why would you put pickles and onion on a rib sandwich? Its just not right. I preferred the rib sandwiches from grade school cafeterias that like melted in your mouth and cut like warm butter, they didn't try to be ribs and i respected that. With all that McRib bashing, I have to say I still respect what the McRib represents. All the die hard fans and followers come in all shapes, sizes, and colors to put their differences aside for one month and year and eat that joke of a sandwich. McDonalds, you've done it again!

This weekend was dec at best I'd say. Nothing was really going on, I ended up sitting in my room bumpin No Doubt most of the weekend, no homo. The highlight of the weekend though? Def. Trapped in the Closet. I don't know how someone illiterate like R Kelly can actually write something like that. R Kelly is arguably the most influential artist of this or any generation. Countless hits, a hip-hopera, I hear he's pretty good at ball, and he gets to pee on little girls and get away with it. I envy him, I pee on little girls and I gotta go door to door and tell the neighborhood I'm a sex offender. R Kelly on the other hand, he's a real mans man, if someone wanted him to do that he would pull his baretta out on them like he kept doing in Trapped in the Closet. I'd even go far enough to say a God among men. Without R Kelly terrible R&B music would not be what it is today, no T-pains, no Ray Jays, no Neyos, all of them gone. That my friends, is a dark, cruel world I don't want to live in.

Whats up with the Nextel Chirp? I know they've been out for like a few years now but I've been thinking about them lately. Just when you thought black people couldn't get any more loud and obnoxious you give them the Chirp.

Thats enough for now, Ill get back to this later.

Random Thoughts

-Earlier I watch this dude on his blackberry walk right into a dirty glass window. I don't know if he thought it was a push door or wide open or what but it made me realize how funny I find others misfortunes, if that makes me a terrible person, so be it.

-Everything is better when its free. Me and Andrea hit up Starbucks on two separate occasions today for free coffee. I hate coffee. Its awful. It tastes terrible, smells bad, years and years of teachers and parents with coffee breath made it that much worse. I've tried different flavors, different stuff in it. All terrible. Until today. The coffee was free and absolutely delicious, of course I'll never pay for it.

-I have a great idea for a movie. Remake of the remake of the Nutty Professor but replace Eddie Murphy with Arnold Schrwazaneggar(spelling way off, my b) as all roles of the black family. They cant do good makeup like they did with Eddie though, its gotta be really bad makeup, you can still see Arnold swoll-ass jaw and what not. Comedic gold.

-I have a plan to take over the hood. New flavors of blunts, we already have the sweet, we def need the salty. Im going to Frito-Lay HQ and proposing a Flamin' Hot flavored blunt. Every hood nigga would be all over it. It doesn't end there my friends. Fried chicken, Hennessey, watermelon and other flavors loved in the hood. Also, 40s of all the favorite beverages. Sprite, those Superhero juices, and all Arizona iced tea flavors.

Election Day

Election day was today, heres a few random thoughts:

-I sort of wish Obama chose rapper Joe Budden as his vice instead of Joe Biden. Don't get me wrong, I like Biden, even more-so than Obama, but I think that Joe Budden would really helped out more in the long run. If you forget Joe Budden heres his only hit, Pump It Up.

-Also, I know this was a monumental day in history with the electing of the first black president of the most powerful nation in the history of the world and what not but today something really stuck out to me while watching the coverage. The Will.I.Am hologram. 

I wanted to expand on the Will.I.Am hologram but got sidetracked, ill come back to it.