-Earlier I watch this dude on his blackberry walk right into a dirty glass window. I don't know if he thought it was a push door or wide open or what but it made me realize how funny I find others misfortunes, if that makes me a terrible person, so be it.
-Everything is better when its free. Me and Andrea hit up Starbucks on two separate occasions today for free coffee. I hate coffee. Its awful. It tastes terrible, smells bad, years and years of teachers and parents with coffee breath made it that much worse. I've tried different flavors, different stuff in it. All terrible. Until today. The coffee was free and absolutely delicious, of course I'll never pay for it.
-I have a great idea for a movie. Remake of the remake of the Nutty Professor but replace Eddie Murphy with Arnold Schrwazaneggar(spelling way off, my b) as all roles of the black family. They cant do good makeup like they did with Eddie though, its gotta be really bad makeup, you can still see Arnold swoll-ass jaw and what not. Comedic gold.
-I have a plan to take over the hood. New flavors of blunts, we already have the sweet, we def need the salty. Im going to Frito-Lay HQ and proposing a Flamin' Hot flavored blunt. Every hood nigga would be all over it. It doesn't end there my friends. Fried chicken, Hennessey, watermelon and other flavors loved in the hood. Also, 40s of all the favorite beverages. Sprite, those Superhero juices, and all Arizona iced tea flavors.
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