I really like baby shoes. Not just like any random baby shoes, that would be weird, but like baby Air Forces Ones or like baby Jordans. I have 2 possible solutions to get baby shoes with out looking like a complete freak. First one, just adopt or have a bunch of babies so I have a reason to have said baby shoes. This goes back to an earlier post where I discussed adopting a black child to play basketball for me while I go to business school and become his agent. The only problem with this plan is the baby would soon out grow the baby Ones and/or baby J's. Which brings me to my 2nd option which is a bit extreme. I'm gonna take the Chinese foot-binding method where the Chinese would bind the feet of their daughters so the feet would not grow. It would pretty much break their bones so the feet would grow right but they would be able to wear smaller shoes. I guess Chinese dudes get their D's hard from women with baby feet, whatever. Anyways, if i do this to my feet, I could rock baby shoes all day. Baby shoes are also cheaper than mens shoes so this plan would also help out financially. I'd look so fresh with my baby J's. Fall back.