After watching more Arthur ive decided that Mr Ratburn is indeed a homo. The way he talks, the way hes really catty. All of that, huge homo. On top of that, in the episode where the class has to write a paper on thanksgiving and Francine plagiarizes, Mr Ratburn is seen eating thanksgiving dinner at home by himself. So not only does he not have a family of his own to eat with but his extended family has dis-owned him for being gay. 

I've decided how Im gonna make my big break in the entertainment biz. I want to knock up a 16 year old and get on the show 16 and Pregnant. Ill then makeup a good character to act as on the show and once the shows up, ditch the family. But the fans of MTV will be wanting more of me, more of Jake "The Jake" Speck which is when I get my own spinoff show. I havent decided what my show will be yet, maybe sorta like Bromance but less bromantic.

Lastly, I hate all kinds of pride parades. Im not just saying this because of the gay pride parade being recently but that was the final straw. If youre not waving a 'Merican flag, put it away.