You know what really grinds my gears? How a bakers dozen is 13 yet when you get a dozen donuts from the bakery you only get 12. I could really use that extra donut. 

Idea for a movie- Like Mike 3. Instead of Bow Wow finding a pair of Michael Jordans shoes and becoming good at basketball, a overweight, out of shape white kid (possibly played by me or the kid from Bad Santa) puts on black face, like back in the day when white people played black people in movies, and then becomes really good at basketball. He will then go on and take over the street ball scene instead of the NBA and all the black people at the courts will be confused.

Im really excited for the summer, heres a list of things to look forward to:

-Lollapalooza*

-Drunken go-kart driving at Haunted Trails*

-6/9 The new official drinking holiday*

-Sitting in McDonalds for hours at a time instead of standing on the corner holding a sign and getting paid for it*

-Margs*

-Getting arrested, all the rest of my friends have why cant I?*

-Turning 19 in Illinois and 22 in Texas*

-Margs*

-Inglorious Basterds

-Possible photoshoot from Adeelolzolzolzlz*

-If not that then glamorshots at Ford City*

-Getting that shirt that says Made In The Hood: Straight From The Block*

-More to come*

*Good chance I'll be drunk or on something.

Example of black face-