I really like baby shoes. Not just like any random baby shoes, that would be weird, but like baby Air Forces Ones or like baby Jordans. I have 2 possible solutions to get baby shoes with out looking like a complete freak. First one, just adopt or have a bunch of babies so I have a reason to have said baby shoes. This goes back to an earlier post where I discussed adopting a black child to play basketball for me while I go to business school and become his agent. The only problem with this plan is the baby would soon out grow the baby Ones and/or baby J's. Which brings me to my 2nd option which is a bit extreme. I'm gonna take the Chinese foot-binding method where the Chinese would bind the feet of their daughters so the feet would not grow. It would pretty much break their bones so the feet would grow right but they would be able to wear smaller shoes. I guess Chinese dudes get their D's hard from women with baby feet, whatever. Anyways, if i do this to my feet, I could rock baby shoes all day. Baby shoes are also cheaper than mens shoes so this plan would also help out financially. I'd look so fresh with my baby J's. Fall back.

Deep Thoughts

Hussssstlin'

So I decided that a job is just too much work for me. Not really the job itself, Id be fine with working every day, its the process of finding a job that I really don't like. Its just way too much work for something that usually doesn't pay off in the end. So I've decided to start hustlin. I'm gonna slang cigarettes to kids that aren't old enough to buy them or just kids that are too poor buy a whole pack themselves. I don't smoke at all so its pure profit, really. Also, when I grow my beard back I guess I could buy booze for younger kids that can't get sold too, homeless people would probably be mad at me for taking their business away, but thats they're problem they don't hustle enough. Fall back niggas. Maybe I could start slangin weed too. Nothing big but just at parties where everyone is thirsty for it. Once again, I dont smoke so it would be pure profit. Also, I can rip everyone off cause I'll be the only one there slangin. Last but not least, I should get a bunch of T-Mobile Sidekicks. Black people love Sidekicks no matter what kind they are. The Sidekick, Sidekick 2, the Dwayne Wade Sidekick 3. No matter what kind, they will buy it. One time my friend sold a Sidekick that was broken and while explaining how it was broken to the black man the guy stopped her mid-sentence and exclaimed "...BUT ITS  A SIDEKICK!" Proof how much black people love Sidekicks no matter what condition they are in.

Lunch

Apple in a ziplock back. That is all.

Fat Kid Desks

People need to realize that Americas youth are just getting fatter and instead of trying to prevent it, we just have to accept it. Fast food is too delicious and are making huge strides like the addition of bacon to the Taco Bell menu. Kids aren't getting skinny any time soon. Therefore I believe schools should invest in a larger desk for students. Make a double wide seat, make it more comfortable so the kids can concentrate on the class instead of trying to get comfortable. This would also get more kids to come to class, a comfortable desk to chill in while high(which more than half of high schools usually are) would be much more safer for kids than postin up outside somewhere. CPS just spent $70,000 on espresso machines and estimated they spent $12,000 too much. That money could have been spent on double wide desks for all the fat kids.