People with disabilities trying to do normal stuff that I find funny

-Deaf people trying to talk.

-Midgets walking up or down stairs.

-Asian people trying to be cool.

Another thing about asian people that gets me mad  are the ones that NEVER change. Im talking about kids i knew since kindergarten, didn't have any contact with them during high school and I creep them on Facebook now that their in college and they still look exactly the same, still do all the same stuff, they suck. I was peeping this pictures of a birthday party and I was like, Hey, they're in college now, living in the dorms, maybe they'll be acting like it. Drinking, shlongin, maybe a bag of meth. No, they were sitting on the floor eating cake like it was a big deal. I sit on my floor and smash a cake and case on a tri-weekly basis.

There are a few asian people I still like. Nick Liu is really, really cool. Ke was dope but I'm convinced he was like 30 years old, he just seemed like a creepy old asian man that you see in movies.

Ugggggghhhhhhhhh

So I really feel like writing something but I have no idea what. 

Well, its McRib Season. I really hate the McRib but I love McRib season. You see, ribs are my favorite food and I sort of look at the McRib as a insult, why would you put pickles and onion on a rib sandwich? Its just not right. I preferred the rib sandwiches from grade school cafeterias that like melted in your mouth and cut like warm butter, they didn't try to be ribs and i respected that. With all that McRib bashing, I have to say I still respect what the McRib represents. All the die hard fans and followers come in all shapes, sizes, and colors to put their differences aside for one month and year and eat that joke of a sandwich. McDonalds, you've done it again!

This weekend was dec at best I'd say. Nothing was really going on, I ended up sitting in my room bumpin No Doubt most of the weekend, no homo. The highlight of the weekend though? Def. Trapped in the Closet. I don't know how someone illiterate like R Kelly can actually write something like that. R Kelly is arguably the most influential artist of this or any generation. Countless hits, a hip-hopera, I hear he's pretty good at ball, and he gets to pee on little girls and get away with it. I envy him, I pee on little girls and I gotta go door to door and tell the neighborhood I'm a sex offender. R Kelly on the other hand, he's a real mans man, if someone wanted him to do that he would pull his baretta out on them like he kept doing in Trapped in the Closet. I'd even go far enough to say a God among men. Without R Kelly terrible R&B music would not be what it is today, no T-pains, no Ray Jays, no Neyos, all of them gone. That my friends, is a dark, cruel world I don't want to live in.

Whats up with the Nextel Chirp? I know they've been out for like a few years now but I've been thinking about them lately. Just when you thought black people couldn't get any more loud and obnoxious you give them the Chirp.

Thats enough for now, Ill get back to this later.

Random Thoughts

-Earlier I watch this dude on his blackberry walk right into a dirty glass window. I don't know if he thought it was a push door or wide open or what but it made me realize how funny I find others misfortunes, if that makes me a terrible person, so be it.

-Everything is better when its free. Me and Andrea hit up Starbucks on two separate occasions today for free coffee. I hate coffee. Its awful. It tastes terrible, smells bad, years and years of teachers and parents with coffee breath made it that much worse. I've tried different flavors, different stuff in it. All terrible. Until today. The coffee was free and absolutely delicious, of course I'll never pay for it.

-I have a great idea for a movie. Remake of the remake of the Nutty Professor but replace Eddie Murphy with Arnold Schrwazaneggar(spelling way off, my b) as all roles of the black family. They cant do good makeup like they did with Eddie though, its gotta be really bad makeup, you can still see Arnold swoll-ass jaw and what not. Comedic gold.

-I have a plan to take over the hood. New flavors of blunts, we already have the sweet, we def need the salty. Im going to Frito-Lay HQ and proposing a Flamin' Hot flavored blunt. Every hood nigga would be all over it. It doesn't end there my friends. Fried chicken, Hennessey, watermelon and other flavors loved in the hood. Also, 40s of all the favorite beverages. Sprite, those Superhero juices, and all Arizona iced tea flavors.

Election Day

Election day was today, heres a few random thoughts:

-I sort of wish Obama chose rapper Joe Budden as his vice instead of Joe Biden. Don't get me wrong, I like Biden, even more-so than Obama, but I think that Joe Budden would really helped out more in the long run. If you forget Joe Budden heres his only hit, Pump It Up.

-Also, I know this was a monumental day in history with the electing of the first black president of the most powerful nation in the history of the world and what not but today something really stuck out to me while watching the coverage. The Will.I.Am hologram. 

I wanted to expand on the Will.I.Am hologram but got sidetracked, ill come back to it.