Last night, around 7 pm, I realized I was sitting on my couch, still in my boxers, all the lights off, eating Hot Pockets and drinking alone. I then realized how this will probably be how I spend the rest of my life and I'm totally okay with that.

Country Fried Steak, or country fried anything, is the greatest invention ever. Actually Chicken Fried Steak. I dont really know what that means but chicken, steak, and deep frying are involved and thats the recipe for success.

Snow is the greatest white rapper ever. His hit single Informer changed the way people make music today.