Teen movies-
I love all of the really lame teen movies, always have. but recently theyve gotten worse and worse. Recently i was watching Juno and I thought to myself, when is Matthew Lillard gonna embarrass this cunt? it never happened. and it made me think, what happened to teen movies? what happened to the days of Freddie Prinze Jr and Jennifer Love Hewitt and John Wilkes Booth and other 3 part names. And I realized its our fault. Us as the viewing audience have gotten soft and made it alright to be a nerd. for some reason its "cute" to be unpopular and people are okay with that. Michael Cera should have gotten his ass beat by Paul Walker long before Superbad was ever made. The only cool nerds in 90s teen movies were all stoners*, who are still cool to this day. Fuck you all. You ruined my idol, FPJ.

White girls with dreadlocks-
For real? Just kill yourself.



Alright, I'll expand a little. A hate white girls that have dread locks. I guess thats a little sexist but white guys with dreadlocks I hate for a different reason. These are the people that sit in college class rooms sitting cross legged in desks that know theyre uncomfortable but they still do it to send some sort of message, i dont get it either. They sit there and nod their heads while the professor talks and eats granola bars and shit like that. They spend thousands of dollars a year to go to school and then stand on the corner for green peace. really cool guys. Also, they just look dirty.


Kanye West-
I dont get why anyone is surprised or takes this guy seriously. He clearly goes out of his way for attention and is a character he made up himself. The dudes a loser, he went to Polaris, a charter school on the southside. His mom died and he got all depressed and started making worse music.

Super Nintendo-
The rest of this blog was angry so i'll end on a good note. I recently busted out my SNES. its the best system ever. whatever.




*Other than the one nerd in Cant Hardly Wait that ended up being really cool and sang Paradise City.